Saturday 18 July 2009

shud i get facebook


since myspaec is oviously tryin to be like it (see pic) , shud i get faecbook?

sorry bloggre

forgiv me.
i went away agen and lost a folower. wont leave u agen.

Sunday 28 June 2009

given up on stand up

goin to write my own sitcom about my life. i will star in it and it wil be named after me.
should i develp idea? i no i have lots but i feel this is best on yet.

gonna b a stand up

gonna b postmodern n subversive still, but funnee 2. goin to talk about things people rel8 wit like people and tv.

finding my vocation

sorry i hv been away, been findin my self and vocation.

decided. goin to form a band, and we r goin to jam. strawberry jam. we will never retire, even if the pichfork gives us a 2.3 or some shit liek dat, as we r goin to do it for fans. also, goin to have individ image and incred hair. goin to be more than just a band, goin to be iconic.

Sunday 8 March 2009

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i'm going to town to check on my scene l8r, what should i buy? i might buy some vinyl but idk, should i get a film? i've seen most films and dey r all shit. 

keep it real? but what is real?

so today i was thinkin that i always think. and tht chuck klostaman says that the best films of the last decade are fite club, donny darko, brick and memnto. what is fite club? fite club is by the chuck palanuickie, the man who writes aggresive stuff thats good and the mr brad pitt isnt real and the ed norton ends up <3n helena bonhamburtons. donnie darko is about this schizo who is a lonely schmut but ends up <3n a girl except hes dead and he knows a 6ft rabbit. brick is about joseph gorden levit and he <3 a girl who dies but he doesnt know who killer is but it drugs and a total idiot.  i have memnto but i havent seen it, i like the cover though, it has polaroys and i like polaroys.

fucking bstards stealing my flow

so, i heard someone saying that i was a phoney today. i am the genuine article. i breathe my internet sources. i live for knowledge. i know what's down. dont listen to any of those guys, coz i'm the original. fuckin chutzpahs.

Monday 23 February 2009

my inspo

i need a new lifeidol
should i stick with morrissey? he's pretty good but he's getting older now and he's old. so is adam sandler. i'd like to be accepted so maybe i need someone quirky to make a point and b subversive. zoeey desschannal? na i dont like her really shes a fake phony. should i go vintage morrissey? or vintage mj before he touched macauly?
or heath ledger in the dark knight?


i think this good idea


idk joker u tell me

fame mgonna live 4eva

i wanan be famous
so, i look good and have brains and m cool my cousin says i should go 4 t4. im better than lexa chung and indie boys luv her, uk zoeey deschannell. same for steve jones - uk jake gylenhaaaal? except steve j dont look like anne frank as much. dunno, i just really wanna afford good stuff and dj like justice vs simain.

read books

so l8r i was thinking that i havnt bought much books recently. i have load of old but they're just to look good bcoz they smell too much to read. shud i go to charity or indie bookstore? or should i illegal download ebook? na 2many2choose from.
i need sum indie recs, i wasnt down wit da kurt vonnegurts, shoud i read catchher in the reye? or is that too pete wenstse?

got 99p n the bitch aint 1

2day i got thinking about the economy. i bought some lucozade for like 89p, n when i went to werk i walked past shop n they had 2 4 £1 but what do i do?i hadnt drank it but i cudnt take it back bcoz i had walked like 3 miles at leaest from 1st shop.
the credit crunch is bad 4 my pocket and bad 4 the world.  more ppl r illegal downloads and stuff. artistes arent selling because of illegal download and some musick is being sold for free.
i get loads of nu-music to make mixes with but is this good or bad? does this make the collective animals  poor? is the justice vs siman suffering? gud or bad?

converse; still worth it?

i have like severn pairs, but now its not like every1 wants to look like the strokes n i was just wundring
i have an indycrushe on juilen casablancas but who doesnt. he pulls it off.
them out of the strokes - are they able to pull converse off bcoz they're them off of strokes? idgi. what coulor should i get? should i get white ones and mess them up and make them dirty> is that acceptable? is it 2 2002?

Sunday 22 February 2009

how 2 b twee

1st u need ur ill fitting cardigans. go 2 primark. then bad shirts: boys go to m+s, gurls get bad print dresses from primark. boys get shoes from primarka and girls get t-bars or pumps. get a brown satchel too. alternativley, get everything in topshop if ur a girl, or m+s if ur a boy. listen to bands, the ones who talk about bein gtwee are good or something simalar. wear bright tights or odd socks. drink t and be an anglophille. complain when really you have nothing to complain about and are happy. have twee friends but pretend you dont because not having friends is kool. buy the nme, read it on trains. get a twee lifepartner to be twee with when your friends are off taking photographs in london. say how you like to swear but never actually swear. u must really like london and photography, even if u've neva been and dont have a camera. go 2 art gallerys and museums to look even tweer, get glasses even if u dont need them and read classik books whilst pushing glasses up ur nose. get badges for bands and charities even if u dont suppoert them. befriend anyone because you're so happy that you love everyone. care 4 animals (espesh animal collective, fleet foxes, grizzli bear, ect) and dont eat meat. if ur really committed and twee then dont eat milk or cheese either. be happy because ur now twee.

avante gard

k, so wtf is this sun ra guy? is he tryin too hard to b well mad, he plays long songs that arent even drone or hidden tracks. wtf is up with that shit? i'd like to say that i *get* it but i just don't. not that it matters, but hes avante gard and cool so its okay i think. i mean, who am i 2 judge> i'm just another blogger biking down the info supahighway. idk+idgi.

ca$$$$$$$$$$h

are the oscars worrth it?

so i was talking to my friends over coffee today and we were thinking that the oscars is so passe and shit. none of my fav films have won awards, is it pointless? the best films are always overlooked and i don't get it at all. it's on tonite and i wont b watching


here is some guy shooting himself because someone else won

there is too much hype and it just spoils it. no independant designers get to showcase their art anymore, is it pointless?

i think that if i was in charge i'd invent a new award for the best performance by a dead person. heath ledger would win because although it was hyped, it delivered, like prince or britney spears.

ova n out

credibl+incred

k, so i was walking down the street the other day and there was this dude listen to boris. i was all 'dude is that boris' and he went 'idk what' and i was like 'that totally sounds like vein pt6' and he was all 'wtf dude' so i couldnt think of anything gud 2 say so i went 'wats ur scene, wat r u down with' and he went 'i like flyleaf' wat the fuk is flyleaf. i aint down wit no flyleaf shit. are they credibl and incred?  if dey r worthy then ah will consida

noise masters
p.s.you should check out the altar prelude 'her lips were wet like venom'

take me out tonite

hi guys. i just came to tell u how good the new animal collective and fleet foxes is. i think that its the best album ever. i know blogs are pretty 2k5/6 but theres still hope and blogspot is a light that will never go out.