how 2 b twee

1st u need ur ill fitting cardigans. go 2 primark. then bad shirts: boys go to m+s, gurls get bad print dresses from primark. boys get shoes from primarka and girls get t-bars or pumps. get a brown satchel too. alternativley, get everything in topshop if ur a girl, or m+s if ur a boy. listen to bands, the ones who talk about bein gtwee are good or something simalar. wear bright tights or odd socks. drink t and be an anglophille. complain when really you have nothing to complain about and are happy. have twee friends but pretend you dont because not having friends is kool. buy the nme, read it on trains. get a twee lifepartner to be twee with when your friends are off taking photographs in london. say how you like to swear but never actually swear. u must really like london and photography, even if u've neva been and dont have a camera. go 2 art gallerys and museums to look even tweer, get glasses even if u dont need them and read classik books whilst pushing glasses up ur nose. get badges for bands and charities even if u dont suppoert them. befriend anyone because you're so happy that you love everyone. care 4 animals (espesh animal collective, fleet foxes, grizzli bear, ect) and dont eat meat. if ur really committed and twee then dont eat milk or cheese either. be happy because ur now twee.